Spaghregretti & MeatballsA Treatise on How Most Pasta Made in America is Garbage, Or: How to Be Totally Right and Still Piss Everyone OffAug 31, 2022Aug 31, 2022
75000 Miles75000 Miles traveled by every possible form over the last year has taught me some things, but mostly showed me things I already knew.Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
We Might Just Be Able to Human Our Way Out of This.I like to be of two minds on everything. That way I am always at least half right.Jan 14, 2022Jan 14, 2022
Fuck Contentment: A Creative Life Means Strife, and That Is GoodDon’t be content. Be creative.Dec 10, 20211Dec 10, 20211
You Don’t Fucking Need That(A Start on) The Starting Guide to Stopping the Idiocy of Blind Consumerism, False Social Constructs, and Billionaire Worship.Jul 13, 2021Jul 13, 2021
No One Wants to Have Fun AnymoreThis isn’t one of these dumbass missives about how “you can’t make jokes anymore” or “why is all this content so depressing and serious.”…Apr 13, 2021Apr 13, 2021
On Traveling with Parents with Children, Which As Per Usual Devolves Into A Rant.Traveling is important for children. Being a parent is important to children. But being a parent doesn’t make you important.Mar 24, 2021Mar 24, 2021